{"id":425,"date":"2021-03-29T10:36:54","date_gmt":"2021-03-29T08:36:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.laclassedeloic.fr\/?p=425"},"modified":"2021-03-29T10:36:54","modified_gmt":"2021-03-29T08:36:54","slug":"poisson-davril","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/laclassedeloic.fr\/?p=425","title":{"rendered":"Poisson d&#8217;avril 2021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Demain, c&#8217;est le 1er avril et que se passe-t-il dans les \u00e9coles ce jour-l\u00e0 ? Nos chers petits \u00e9l\u00e8ves s&#8217;amusent \u00e0 nous coller des poissons dans le dos toute la journ\u00e9e. Cette ann\u00e9e, c&#8217;est \u00e0 mon tour de faire une blague \u00e0 mes CM.<\/p>\n<p>Je vous propose une (fausse) \u00e9preuve de passation d&#8217;examen pour l&#8217;entr\u00e9e au coll\u00e8ge. \u00c0 l&#8217;origine de ce canular, on retrouve Bruce Demauge qui a eu cette id\u00e9e en 2006. (<a href=\"http:\/\/bdemauge.free.fr\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">sur son site \u00e0 gauche \u00e0 &#8220;poisson&#8221;<\/a>). J&#8217;ai chang\u00e9 les questions pour les adapter depuis 2 ans \u00e0 mes \u00e9l\u00e8ves.<\/p>\n<p>ATTENTION : le but est de plaisanter et surtout pas de faire pleurer les \u00e9l\u00e8ves. Si vous constatez un \u00e9l\u00e8ve en perdition, je vous conseille (j&#8217;ai eu le cas une ann\u00e9e) de le faire sortir de la classe et de lui expliquer la supercherie. Je ne fais pas \u00e7a pour rendre malheureux mes \u00e9l\u00e8ves.<\/p>\n<p>Si vous cherchez d&#8217;autres canulars \u00e0 faire \u00e0 vos \u00e9l\u00e8ves, vous en trouverez <a href=\"https:\/\/www.charivarialecole.fr\/archives\/2454\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">chez Charivari<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Cliquez sur l&#8217;image pour t\u00e9l\u00e9charger cette \u00e9preuve !<\/p>\n<!--[if lt IE 9]><script>document.createElement('audio');<\/script><![endif]-->\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-425-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"https:\/\/laclassedeloic.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/creche.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/laclassedeloic.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/creche.mp3\">https:\/\/laclassedeloic.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/03\/creche.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.laclassedeloic.fr\/files\/2019\/03\/poisson_avril_2019.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-427\" src=\"https:\/\/www.laclassedeloic.fr\/files\/2019\/03\/poisson_avril_2019-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/laclassedeloic.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/03\/poisson_avril_2021.pdf\">T\u00e9l\u00e9charger ICI le poisson_avril_2021<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Demain, c&#8217;est le 1er avril et que se passe-t-il dans les \u00e9coles ce jour-l\u00e0 ? 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